Kate’s Review: “Bless Your Heart”

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Book: “Bless Your Heart” by Lindy Ryan

Publishing Info: Minotaur Books, April 2024

Where Did I Get This Book: The library!

Where You Can Get This Book: WorldCat.org | Amazon | Indiebound

Book Description: Rise and shine. The Evans women have some undead to kill.

It’s 1999 in Southeast Texas and the Evans women, owners of the only funeral parlor in town, are keeping steady with…normal business. The dead die, you bury them. End of story. That’s how Ducey Evans has done it for the last eighty years, and her progeny―Lenore the experimenter and Grace, Lenore’s soft-hearted daughter, have run Evans Funeral Parlor for the last fifteen years without drama. Ever since That Godawful Mess that left two bodies in the ground and Grace raising her infant daughter Luna, alone.

But when town gossip Mina Jean Murphy’s body is brought in for a regular burial and she rises from the dead instead, it’s clear that the Strigoi―the original vampire―are back. And the Evans women are the ones who need to fight back to protect their town.

As more folks in town turn up dead and Deputy Roger Taylor begins asking way too many questions, Ducey, Lenore, Grace, and now Luna, must take up their blades and figure out who is behind the Strigoi’s return. As the saying goes, what rises up, must go back down. But as unspoken secrets and revelations spill from the past into the present, the Evans family must face that sometimes, the dead aren’t the only things you want to keep buried.

A crackling mystery-horror novel with big-hearted characters and Southern charm with a bite, Bless Your Heart is a gasp-worthy delight from start to finish.

Review: Oddly enough, when the horror novel “Bless Your Heart” by Lindy Ryan came out last year, I just never got around to it. Which, in hindsight, is WILD, because it has so many elements within its pages that so appeal to me. Vampires! Generational ties! Family dysfunction! And to top it all off, it takes place in 1999, so the nostalgia bomb that it would surely detonate would be epic! When I was approached to read the upcoming sequel “Another Fine Mess” (coming out next week – stay tuned!), I realized that I needed to go back and read the first one, only to realize as I was reading it that it was BASICALLY WRITTEN FOR ME! I’m kind of kicking myself for passing it by, because “Bless Your Heart” is a fun, cozy, and gory vampire tale.

Before I get into the vampires, first I want to talk about the setting and the characters. Because “Bless Your Heart” is a bit of a mix of Stars Hollow from “Gilmore Girls”, Bon Temps from “True Blood”, and Santa Clara from “The Lost Boys”, with locals, ambiance, and the usual gossip and community to go with the supernatural. Our main characters are four generations of women whose family has run the town funeral parlor, and who just so happen to kill vampires to keep the town safe. Ducey is the first generation, a grumpy and no nonsense matriarch, her daughter Lenore, who is determined to carry on the business, Lenore’s daughter Grace, who is soft and kind, and Grace’s teenage daughter Luna, who is awkward and getting her footing (off topic: this takes place in 1999, and Luna is fifteen, a bit Goth but awkward about it, and into Sid and Nancy and all things Hot Topic. aka ME DURING THIS EXACT TIME). I loved seeing this family start to realize that vampires are starting to rise again, and not only try to figure out who is causing it, but also how to handle it, as they all have different approaches and different traumas, and how they interact with the people in their town (and how they try and keep their secret from getting out). There’s lots of heart and humor with this family, and it found their interactions to be realistic in their love and complexity. I also found them to be very funny at times, with witty banter and conversations being very prominent.

And I did really enjoy the vampire mythology that Ryan brings to this story and her world building. It’s kind of fallen to the wayside to have vampires be shambling ghouls, with many vampire tales having seductive and mysterious blood suckers that are scary in their predatory and sensual ways. And this book DOES have that. But it also has some rather nasty versions of vampires called strigoi (LOVE IT), giving us a bit of a maturation process for vampires that starts with gross mindless corpses, and eventually turns into the Lestats, the Draculas, the sexier beings with time and experience. I thought that the gory bits in this book were gross and fun, and I really enjoyed how well thought out Ryan’s vampires were, serving up scares as well as the expected seductiveness. And the mystery of why the vampires are rising at this moment was fairly well conceived, and while I called a couple twists, it was still fun seeing them play out. pp

All in all, “Bless Your Heart” is a solid start to a new horror series that has some witty characters, a well developed and charming small town, and some nasty vampires. I can’t wait to see where it goes from here!

Rating 8: A solid small town cozy mystery blended with a gory vampire horror tale, “Bless Your Heart” is a promising start to what could be a fun series.

Reader’s Advisory:

“Bless Your Heart” is included on the Goodreads lists “Pink Horror Genre”, and “Vampires!”.